The hoopla over health care reform has caused me to reflect on my personal medical history. My folder is pretty thin, because it has been my habit to consult with the experts as little as possible. The reason for abstention is that most experiences have been quite unpleasant. Allow me.
When I was newly married and Teddy Roosevelt was president, I experienced quite suddenly, inexplicable but excruciating pain in my lower back. It persisted until my wife suggested that some kidney malfunction might be involved. Thus threatened, I visited a doctor. After hearing my concerns he had me lie flat on his examining table, on my back. ....