Title and Such:
Mutant Chronicles. Directed by Simon Hunter (Lighthouse).  Written by Philip Eisner (Event Horizon).  Starring Thomas Jane (The Mist), Ron Perlman (Hellboy II), and John Malkovich.  Produced by Magnet (genre division of Magnolia Pictures).  American.  Video on Demand release: March 27th 2009.  Theatrical release: April 24th 2009.
Story:
At the end of the last ice age a machine landed on earth.  This machine had one purpose: to convert humans into mutants.  No, this isn't the ramblings of you stoned friend, it's the plot lin....