Editor's note: The following story is a work of fiction.
In a conference room of the Tiki-Tiki Lounge, in Walla Walla, Washington, Desmond Tutu and Boutros-Boutros Ghali meet secretly to discuss the release of Sirhan Sirhan from Sing-Sing prison.
Agents Smith and Jones sit in the dining room, maintaining surveillance.
Jones studies the menu. “What are you having, Smitty?”
“Beef. You?”
“Fish.”
When the waiter arrives, Jones orders the mahi-mahi.
“How would like your paw-paws cooked?” the waiter asks.
“Well done,” Jones answers.
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